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LITTLE SISTERS - Gladly doing what you tell them for 18 years

TAGS: bird sisters
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dirtball

JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 9:15 pm
Which one is you?
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:46 pm
i am being serious when i say this is an actual ph**o of my sister and me. i have never seen this ph**o before but it is without a doubt my sister and me.
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:44 pm
This is a picture of my sister and me!! I am so curious to find out where this ph**o came from!!! hahah this is SO crazy!!!


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was **** movie

HEY - Why so serious?

TAGS: beetlejuice doris joker funny
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 5:58 am
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 1:41 am
i'm constipated what do you expect
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am
Okay sweet you made my pencil disappear, but seriously where is it?
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:37 pm
This motifake get 5 Beetle Juice and 5 Jokers. Well done. I'm still LMFAO...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:12 pm
How do it feel to be in the hall of fame?
Sean - August 4, 2009, 5:05 pm
Looks like some kind of scam, though. I mean she is ***y, but what's all this "share your link" stuff? In the very least it's communism!
Airman - August 4, 2009, 3:49 pm
It's a site with pictures of a girl who just dumped a guy.. his revenge I guess..
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:41 pm
IDK but he hit all the top ranked
Agent K - August 4, 2009, 3:37 pm
is this a** clown going to post this link on every poster??
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 2:45 pm
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 11:10 pm
LMAO! I love irony xD
motifake - July 7, 2009, 10:19 pm

Amsome... its amsome!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:12 pm
I know squeilers! and you...are a squeiler!
Eggnik - May 30, 2009, 6:17 am
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw a resemblance.
Justin - April 24, 2009, 3:54 am
Get away from me ya freak
who now? - April 13, 2009, 3:20 am
quality of movies aside, does anyone realize how good of a ph**oshop job this is? IT'S f***ING SEAMLESS
Porcelina - March 18, 2009, 6:16 pm
MWLF, you forgot to add- whilst on acid.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
First, watch the Dark Knight, and then watch Beetlejuice and pretend it's the sequel.
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 9:48 pm
Beetlejuice was bull**** and so was the Dark Night. Dark Knight wasn't f***ing scary at all.
CWIS - March 10, 2009, 6:35 pm
Mark - February 20, 2009, 3:00 pm
This Clobber b***on is Bull****.
Fatty - February 20, 2009, 11:06 am
I think the site/poster rating reset with the new clobber/offensive b***ons at the bottom.
Airman - February 20, 2009, 10:43 am
What is going on. This has been on the front page of top rated for months.. now it has NO votes? The whole first 2 pages disappeared
RONSART - February 12, 2009, 2:27 am
MWLF glad to see you back...you been gone for too long...lol.
Culos - January 18, 2009, 5:18 pm
So it works for you, let's test me once more
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm testing to see if the avatars work. Don't mind me.
Tony Danza - January 16, 2009, 8:42 pm
this poster is NOTHING against LASERS!!! AND TONY DANZA!
Me - January 16, 2009, 1:35 pm
Dude, this is so cool. Two awesome characters, one great line.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 6:52 am
No, no...thank YOU MWLF. If I remember, Beetlejuice IS more verbal while the Joker is more violent...kind of like deja vu. I did have to give up my Joker persona though since SOMEONE COPIED ME. Thanks Vanner...just thanks. d*** you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Congrats, LD! I, meanwhile, have to be Michael Keaton. Although, he was Batman at one point...dammit, that's another caption I could've used!
Porcelina - January 15, 2009, 12:09 am
I don't know why, but whenever I see this Beetlejuice reminds me of MWLF and the joker reminds me of logicdude O.o
what the hell - January 11, 2009, 11:30 pm
ive had this happen at least 10 times today, i click on a random motifake and i end up at this one. seriously wtf
murderblade - January 9, 2009, 4:53 pm
one dead acting career, and one dead actor. brilliant.
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:19 am
MWLF, you really have no need to defend yourself from the masses. As you point out, any Beetlejuice quote would probably be too obscure at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:18 pm
--lend themselves to the picture. If you mean to imply that someone else made a "why so serious?" joke somewhere else, well then, duh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:17 pm
Creative, welcome to motifake, where most of the 37,000 or so posters are just as you describe. I found the pic, and the title and caption seemed like the most obvious, but the funniest. I even rejected every funny Beetlejuice line because they didn't l
pro - January 8, 2009, 4:23 pm
Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice - BEETLEJUICE!!
Khatmonsuk - January 8, 2009, 4:10 pm
Hey, what movie is that guy to the left from?
Creative: - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
im glad you know how to copy-paste from other sites
Vanner - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
Good 'un
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 2:58 pm
A Masterpiece...I'm still laughing


FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835

TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm
Nice ph**o chop, ***k.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a f***ing idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.

STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...

TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Godd*** typos!

CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.

TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.

“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price

TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am

BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously

TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm
Is that Stephen King?

SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.

TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.

TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol

TO DO LISTS - They're important.

TAGS: to do lists
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Jalozyin - November 11, 2011, 12:26 am
I think I can check off the fourth one now.. And now, the fifth. Take another nap.

CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!

TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm
**** where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm

JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East

TAGS: x men jew jewish funny mutant wolverine
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by CoryBantic23

MO - May 9, 2009, 5:47 pm
3rd cousin of GI Jew. The greatest American hebrew!
motifake - May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm

LMAO!!!! 5 lions!


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hjernespreng

forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.58/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am
hahaha this one says it all

THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.

TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.

TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by pitbull

WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.

ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters

TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.

I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+

TAGS: maoworks history test
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test

Rock Paper Scissors -

YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it

TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm

Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm
Sounds like something I'd do...

DUCKFACE MONA IPHONE - Priceless work of a Photobomber

TAGS: mona lisa replica
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Swampfox - February 24, 2013, 5:07 pm
It's all about the lighting.
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:10 pm
You have disgraced my avatar. But nice work with the lip shadowing effect

RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.

TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.

IRONY - It's a blast.

IRISH YOGA - It's always good to stretch before a good workout.

TAGS: irish yoga saint patty s day
Rating: 4.23/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 10:36 pm
Hah! That be kissin’ the blarney sidewalk. Warmin’ up for St Paddy for 5ure. d*** amateur Micks’ll be swarmin’ my favorite haunts.

FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.61/5

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caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.

Planet Diseases -

TAGS: planet disease
Rating: 4.56/5

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FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.

TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm
is this a g** test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm

CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.

DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.

TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

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Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.15/5

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fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
Long Live Odin 5L.

SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!

TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

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bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.

CHRISTIANITY - Its why your not living on the moon

TAGS: christianity
Rating: 3.54/5

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Aurielius - September 19, 2015, 6:55 am
Sigh, early Christianity was doing fine until the northern barbarians destroyed civilization as they knew it..so blame Odin if you want a fall guy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 2:55 am
Grit is what it takes to admit that nobody on earth is right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 2:00 am
I'm pretty sure it's the bottom part of a shoe.......or some kinda food...WTF are grits anyways?
Sean - July 18, 2010, 1:36 am
What's a soul?
wjb67 - July 18, 2010, 1:08 am
Atheists: if they misunderstand history (and mis-spell you're) this badly, you are sure you want to trust them with your soul?

LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...

TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

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rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm
Me Too !


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.82/5

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gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm
Very nice.


TAGS: socialism politics obama
Rating: 2.73/5
Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:19 pm
There are plenty of pictures just like this - the US during the depression.
Guest - September 25, 2009, 6:45 pm
You're thinking of Communism, not Socialism


TAGS: swedish chef vurt da furk
Rating: 4.79/5

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lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:40 pm

Oh, ya! Yew betch'a!
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 3:53 pm
'Vurt Da Furk' I gotta use that next week

QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.

TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am
ha ha until your married



TAGS: christopher lee
Rating: 4.33/5

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Cannabal - June 2, 2013, 2:55 pm
Norris huh?

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?

TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.53/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.

THIS IS A HERO. - Not a sports player. Not a politician. Not a faddish popular figure. A hero faces death for others, with no thought of personal gain or glory. This is the face of a true hero.

TAGS: hero heroism honor
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sean - July 18, 2011, 5:58 pm
Hero. (noun) Someone who successfully resists the overwhelming temptation to do what I woulda done.
okami - July 18, 2011, 10:30 am
thanks, guys. i get pissed at the way the word 'hero' is thrown around; there don't seem to be many who know what a hero really is.
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:37 am
Aww hell yeah!! And I'll laugh at the first @$$hole who gets beat to a pulp by this guy for saying otherwise. Don't Tread On the M.O.H.!
ggpapa - July 16, 2011, 9:22 am
this hero lost his hand and still stayed in the army, he's the 2nd living soldier who was awarded the congressional medal of honor
Hawamleh - July 15, 2011, 8:19 am
I am an arab living in the middle east, and yes that is a hero, don't let no one tell you he isn't.

WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.

TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.

Keep Looking Up -

THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".

TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 3.38/5
Gamedoc - April 21, 2012, 10:00 am
True, but in Chuck's case it was only TEMPORARY...Bruce's was permanent, which just goes to show you how awesome Chuck is. =p
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 1:56 am
he did not kill chuck norris. chuck norris only wanted you to thank he was dead
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 11:44 am
Sure he killed Chuck Norris. He is also DEAD. Co-incidence?
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
If Bruce Lee killed chuck norris, who is on informercials for a home gym, and whos dead O: (happy produceman?)
mmmBingSoo - December 3, 2009, 3:45 am
bruce lee is way better then chuck why the hell is this getting such a low score
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:26 pm
I'm waiting for someone to say that Chuck Norris somehow caused Bruce Lee's real death.
Sean - December 2, 2009, 4:59 pm
Dammit! I haven't seen that one yet.

FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions

TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!

WHEN YOU WISH - Upon a star you're actually a few million years late That star is already dead Like your dreams

TAGS: wish star dreams
Rating: 4.17/5

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twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:26 am
Proxima Centauri is a mere FOUR light years away, meaning that its light is only four years old. Also, most of the stars we see are in this galaxy, which means the farthest ones are onle 100,000 light years away. You science is an epic fail. 2L.
Valek - March 23, 2012, 3:44 am
When you gaze upon the stars, you are actually looking back in time.
LLmayhem - March 19, 2012, 3:20 am
A-the universe is 14.something billion years old. 2-depends on the star
Derek - March 18, 2012, 6:47 pm
Geez, when is someone going point out that most stars last Billions of years?
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:34 am
Excellent Stuff 5L
GaryO - March 17, 2012, 9:42 pm
Oh, I love thi5! WOOF!
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 8:05 pm
lol sent this to a friend back at home

JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.

TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
A perfect a***og.


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


TAGS: westboro baptist church protest funeral
Rating: 4.78/5

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AsheMika - April 4, 2014, 7:53 pm
Ugh. Although I have never read the bible, I'm catholic... Officially. I don't believe these idiots. I'm atheist so I don't really believe in God anyway.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:31 pm
I have read the bible many times and what I got out of it is : The old ways and old rules were for the past. The new rules and the new ways are for the present and the future.
Renza - February 26, 2013, 4:09 pm
What Jesus taught and did is only a part of the bible. God is pretty big on hating and killing the non believers that refuse to convert. Doubly so for anything that could be remotely construed as being opposing him, amongst other things.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 3:02 am
No they're not. Read what Jesus taught and did. Did Jesus say that you should judge, hate, or be cruel? The answer is no.
Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:29 am
To be fair, they are following the bible (as opposed to modern interpretations) fairly well, they're just a few guns short of doing it right.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:40 am
Bricemara, I believe you are right about not reading the Bible. Hell, I am not a Christian and I have read the Bible cover to cover more than once!
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:02 pm
a part me loves this poster,but a part me just thinks its wrong,because i dont think theve read the bible.no avence budog,your one of the best.
Budog - January 13, 2012, 1:00 am
Well they aren't the first group to proof text and take biblical scriptures out of context to try and justify their bigotry and hatred. Aryan Nations did the same thing too, claiming they were a "Christian Organization".
Nissta - January 12, 2012, 8:18 pm
In line with Vultures post OH NO NOT ANOTHER BIBLE THUMPER I REALLY CAN HEAR YOU SAY, yes & no. This just what the bible says God is Love! therefore He cant hate or curse AND there is NO HELL really there is no hell. It's helps to know the bible first
Budog - January 6, 2012, 12:14 am
mommyfairy, I concur with your sentiment but also know they will continue to get press. Sad to say the 1st Amendment protects these a**holes free speech as it does ours. Fortunately there are groups that stand up to them and speak out.
mommyfairy - January 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
I love this poster, but a part of me doesn't want anyone to ever mention them because they want the publicity
Feasibly - December 31, 2011, 9:09 pm
Man, that image tempts me to do a DOUBLE hand facepalm...lol
Budog - December 31, 2011, 7:16 pm
They are for real. They even picket funerals of soldiers who were killed in action, defending their warped and f***ed up sense of free speech.
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 5:55 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs Best counter protest ever.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 5:46 pm
Right On, Eh !
vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:14 pm
I thought this must be shopped, but no - they really are that extreme. I guess they don't READ the Bible, just use it as an excuse for their natural viciousness. Sad, really. Best to just ignore them, they hate that more than anything else. Jihadists, eh?
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:27 pm
Boy O Boy, What A Crew !!


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am
Awwwwww, very nice

SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose

HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?

INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes

TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.7/5

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- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.

CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm
Oh yeah...I gotta sh** for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am
I Got My Beer Where's My Sh** ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


TAGS: chuck norris cat humor
Rating: 4.61/5

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Kyronic - December 17, 2012, 1:46 am
I once witnessed something like this with a friend's pets. It was a wiener dog, but was still pretty awesome. The cat did some karate chops and eventually pinned the dog to a wall with its paw. The dog ran off and the cat jumped up on a desk like a boss.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:10 pm
You should upload to Dig My Dog site


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !

RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."

ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.

TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am
OH bull****. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bull****.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am

caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm
This is brilliant. Bra5o

SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - This isnt going to be your only failure of the day

TAGS: thep****blue
Rating: 4.6/5

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Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
Not like they ever did
Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:52 pm
My corpus callosum just shut down. Now my creative and intellectual sides are not talking.
vulture - February 4, 2013, 8:38 pm
Verily the poltroon hath dared to use the Queen's English! Off with his head!
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2013, 7:49 pm
Spell it "colour", go to Gaol.
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 7:08 pm
Now I'm scared...both my brains teamed together and got it right!

NIKOLA TESLA - Electricity's Pimp.

TAGS: nikola tesla electricity gangster history
Rating: 4.18/5

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karudijan - July 29, 2011, 6:27 pm
U are some kind of Yoker , or what HOW CAN U MAKE YOKES whith the GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD !!!! I am sorry for u !
forseti - July 4, 2010, 11:17 am
I'd give it a 4, so I vote 5 for you, Haar ;)
Haarakkon - July 4, 2010, 1:30 am
Darn it! I voted a "4" by accident. This had me laughing when I voted. Amsome!

JEWVERINE - Well, maybe the Palistinians will laugh themeselves to death.


YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...

TAGS: poor dad buy christmas tree
Rating: 4.88/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:35 pm
Well, at least it's straight priorities... which are you gonna buy if you can only get one? The Christmas tree to impress the neighbors, or presents for your kids?
440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 7:34 pm
This f***ING rues, it beats the charlie brown X-MAS tree for bah-humbug

Guns -

TAGS: guns british
Rating: 4.13/5

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plodtser - August 16, 2015, 9:16 am
Without guns you would all be dead and the Native Americans would still have their land, just sayin'
GaryO - September 25, 2013, 8:40 am
Huh, so nuthin’ much has changed since 1812. Brits still can’t aim worth a shyt.
Vanner - September 25, 2013, 3:04 am
As i said on another Motifake. Nearly 10000 deaths from firearms in the US, 38 in the UK, even taking into account their population is five times ours i still know which odds i'll take. Guns don't kill but letting psychos have them does..
Bolverk3778 - July 21, 2013, 2:24 pm
A lot of us Brits can use firearms with accuracy unfortunately the Govmnt are scared that we'll stage a coup, so they will not let us defend ourselves.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:53 am
HAH! Excellent. …I love the Brits….can’t go their govmnt. 5L


TAGS: spanish inquisition
Rating: 4.76/5

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Gigavolt - December 23, 2012, 12:42 am
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:37 am
gas - December 21, 2011, 12:58 pm
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm

....did someone say..... "the spanish inquisition".....?

MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!

TAGS: meat nativity jesus christmas
Rating: 4/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:13 am
"This is my flesh, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me." (And we'll all just ignore that they were Hebrew, don't eat pork and regard cannibalism as a vile sin, so that probably never came out his mouth, ever.)
Ed-Hyde - December 13, 2010, 7:55 am
Hey, you worship your way. I'll worship (nom nom nom ) my way.


TAGS: amish christmas lights
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm
er, Amisha was s'posed to be Amish. I've been struck by the typo gremlin.
Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:11 pm
Amish shun (most) technology, and all adornments. So, despite some Amisha and Mennonite communities even havin electricity, they wouldn't put up decorative lights, nor even candles. Just saying.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:19 am
Wouldn't it be a candle?
MissPriss - December 13, 2012, 11:48 am
First 5L chuckle of the day.


TAGS: sharing is caring
Rating: 4.86/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2011, 10:13 pm
LOL... so immature.

TERRORIST POEM - Roses are red, Violets are blue love me today ...or I KEEL YOU!!!

TAGS: achmed the dead terrorist
Rating: 3.15/5

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Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 12:39 pm
Can a guy who's whole act is puppets be considered a tremendous performer?
lou - December 8, 2009, 11:03 pm
I think Jeff Dunham is a tremendous performer in a unappreciated art. But, I don't get why the Achmed act is so popular, I think Jeff should've played it with always having an attitude towards the terrorist scum... you won't see people in NYC laughin atit

INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!

TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.

PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind

TAGS: prisoner mind fate
Rating: 4.63/5

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Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:17 pm
Besides... I think it's seeing you...
rerun - January 11, 2012, 7:15 pm

Once it is here it is here for good.
MashiMashi - January 11, 2012, 2:00 am
tyake this ****, down, im tired of seeing it
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 2:00 pm
Thanks :) , I had no eye-dea people liked this kind of disturbing pics... XD
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 1:46 pm
Dude! I love ph**oshop more and more every day. 5 Creepy Eyes for you!


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.33/5

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Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind



TAGS: islam religion terrorism
Rating: 3.73/5

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zoomer296 - January 14, 2013, 10:16 pm
I think buddhism is the most peaceful religion. (I don't know of any wars in the name of buddha.)
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:33 am
Aww. How sweet. Allahu Akbar!!
narin - April 8, 2010, 8:56 pm
Spot ON!
00 - June 18, 2009, 9:55 pm
d***it! Don't you recognize an Easter pageant when you see it?

TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.


THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.

TAGS: irish drunk grass wytch
Rating: 4.82/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 6:51 pm
step 1 complete, now to try and hold onto that grass while making a couple of steps

Extra Bacon, Please -

TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.79/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!

THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.

TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.


TAGS: spider problem disappears
Rating: 4.52/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 6:02 pm
Spiders, mystical creatures, so delicate and meticulous. Black widow in the picture if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong. Still 5L

AS THE SAYING GOES - a well armed society is a polite society

TAGS: craigs list ad
Rating: 4.41/5

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 7:15 pm
a pimento at lunch?!!! Sheesh.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 7:14 pm
Ahhh, shucks! When I woke up this morning I thought I had as least one thing still going for me: that I never said anything stupid anywhere on the internet on December 17, 2000 and freakin' 9. So now whatta I got? That I only ALMOST choked to death on
nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:23 am
Assault Riffles are illegal, Semi Automatic Sporting Rifles are legal.
Cyberhagen - October 22, 2012, 11:48 am
Sean, slight reading comp fail: he threw the wallet into a random "pimp mobile", not the robber's car. And so what if he was black, black people don't mug? Or what if the dude was a "redneck" and called his mom "momma"? You're too eager to a**ume.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:26 pm
isn't that spelled menage-a-trois?
Airman - December 17, 2009, 6:48 pm
that would be the French spelling of enjoyment
Airman - December 17, 2009, 6:46 pm
I post these for your enjoyement
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:41 pm
Though gun ownership for self defence makes sense to me. It doesn't justify a**ault rifles or your own personal armory, but hey, I think that kind of gun ownership is for the greater good. And peace of mind counts for a lot.
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:38 pm
No need. I think I already ruined the fun with my previous comment.
Airman - December 17, 2009, 6:36 pm
remebered simpson after I hit post.. hey it's late. Well, it was in Savannah. You haven't snopes'd it yet?
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:34 pm
I like the "momma" and "pimp mobile" references ... just in case we weren't inclined to a**ume that the robber dude was black. (Not a comment directed at you, Airman, but these gun use fantasy items seem to go outta their way to say non-white a**ailant).
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:28 pm
*whispers* The Simpppsssonnsss.
Airman - December 17, 2009, 6:26 pm
Nelson Muntz?
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:20 pm
But he left out the part where he made the guy stand there with his hands glasped firmly behind his head, while he then fellated the dude almost to the point of "popping" but then stopped abruptly and said "Ha! Ha!" in his best Nelson Muntz voice.
ICEMAN - December 16, 2009, 8:41 pm
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2009, 5:39 pm
EPIC WIN for Alex.
rerun - December 16, 2009, 5:23 pm

all I can say is wow, this is amazing.
aesop's folly - December 16, 2009, 4:50 pm
a masterpeace
Jmac0585 - December 16, 2009, 3:45 pm
It can't be real, but still... Bueno.
CANADA - December 16, 2009, 3:21 pm

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.



TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm

THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads


TAGS: trigger discipline gun gunnie
Rating: 4.94/5

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fgd051943 - October 12, 2013, 3:57 pm
Trigger discipline on an unconnected electric weed-eater. That's about as safe as you can get, even if you do slip.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:55 pm
As someone who has worked in the lawn care business; you should always exercise trigger safety with a weed-eater. If you slip up those can slice up your leg pretty bad.

this ain't france -

TAGS: texas isis p wned
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2015, 8:21 am

funny...i was thinking it was bait as well.
EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2015, 2:59 am
Now we know what to use as bait. We should also use their extreme distaste for being cremated. Apparently, they can't enjoy their 72 virgins as a pile of ashes.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 6:01 pm
NOOOoooooo its not! Luv this, RL! 5 LOL lions!

PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class

AXOLOTL - the most badass MOFO in the sea XD

TAGS: funny fish
Rating: 1.95/5

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Bah - September 5, 2009, 1:48 am
Cool lookin critter, nearly extinct :(
Zephon - May 11, 2009, 4:40 pm
they do not live in the sea. fresh water amphibian.
Wazuuuup? - March 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
...is that a mudkip?