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LITTLE SISTERS - Gladly doing what you tell them for 18 years


TAGS: bird sisters
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dirtball

JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 9:15 pm, #248372
Which one is you?
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:46 pm, #237726
i am being serious when i say this is an actual ph**o of my sister and me. i have never seen this ph**o before but it is without a doubt my sister and me.
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:44 pm, #237725
This is a picture of my sister and me!! I am so curious to find out where this ph**o came from!!! hahah this is SO crazy!!!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm, #122408
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm, #121978
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am, #114981
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am, #112713
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am, #112705
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am, #112695
"punisher" was **** movie


HEY - Why so serious?


TAGS: beetlejuice doris joker funny
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 5:58 am, #177965
hey, FREAKING GREAT POSTER!
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 1:41 am, #154287
i'm constipated what do you expect
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am, #134783
Okay sweet you made my pencil disappear, but seriously where is it?
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:37 pm, #130794
This motifake get 5 Beetle Juice and 5 Jokers. Well done. I'm still LMFAO...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:12 pm, #106608
How do it feel to be in the hall of fame?
Sean - August 4, 2009, 5:05 pm, #104644
Looks like some kind of scam, though. I mean she is ***y, but what's all this "share your link" stuff? In the very least it's communism!
Airman - August 4, 2009, 3:49 pm, #104625
It's a site with pictures of a girl who just dumped a guy.. his revenge I guess..
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:41 pm, #104624
IDK but he hit all the top ranked
Agent K - August 4, 2009, 3:37 pm, #104622
is this a** clown going to post this link on every poster??
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 2:45 pm, #104225
SCORE!
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 11:10 pm, #100688
LMAO! I love irony xD
motifake - July 7, 2009, 10:19 pm, #94415

Amsome... its amsome!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:13 pm, #94401
THIS POSTER IS f***ING AWSOME!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:12 pm, #94400
I know squeilers! and you...are a squeiler!
Eggnik - May 30, 2009, 6:17 am, #83065
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw a resemblance.
Justin - April 24, 2009, 3:54 am, #75088
Get away from me ya freak
who now? - April 13, 2009, 3:20 am, #72666
quality of movies aside, does anyone realize how good of a ph**oshop job this is? IT'S f***ING SEAMLESS
Porcelina - March 18, 2009, 6:16 pm, #66503
MWLF, you forgot to add- whilst on acid.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm, #66463
First, watch the Dark Knight, and then watch Beetlejuice and pretend it's the sequel.
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 9:48 pm, #65342
Beetlejuice was bull**** and so was the Dark Night. Dark Knight wasn't f***ing scary at all.
CWIS - March 10, 2009, 6:35 pm, #64924
LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE
Mark - February 20, 2009, 3:00 pm, #60931
This Clobber b***on is Bull****.
Fatty - February 20, 2009, 11:06 am, #60891
I think the site/poster rating reset with the new clobber/offensive b***ons at the bottom.
Airman - February 20, 2009, 10:43 am, #60885
What is going on. This has been on the front page of top rated for months.. now it has NO votes? The whole first 2 pages disappeared
RONSART - February 12, 2009, 2:27 am, #58963
MWLF glad to see you back...you been gone for too long...lol.
Culos - January 18, 2009, 5:18 pm, #52890
So it works for you, let's test me once more
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 5:14 pm, #52889
I'm testing to see if the avatars work. Don't mind me.
Tony Danza - January 16, 2009, 8:42 pm, #52477
this poster is NOTHING against LASERS!!! AND TONY DANZA!
Me - January 16, 2009, 1:35 pm, #52374
Dude, this is so cool. Two awesome characters, one great line.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 6:52 am, #52109
No, no...thank YOU MWLF. If I remember, Beetlejuice IS more verbal while the Joker is more violent...kind of like deja vu. I did have to give up my Joker persona though since SOMEONE COPIED ME. Thanks Vanner...just thanks. d*** you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:17 am, #52081
Congrats, LD! I, meanwhile, have to be Michael Keaton. Although, he was Batman at one point...dammit, that's another caption I could've used!
Porcelina - January 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #52066
I don't know why, but whenever I see this Beetlejuice reminds me of MWLF and the joker reminds me of logicdude O.o
what the hell - January 11, 2009, 11:30 pm, #51387
ive had this happen at least 10 times today, i click on a random motifake and i end up at this one. seriously wtf
murderblade - January 9, 2009, 4:53 pm, #50786
one dead acting career, and one dead actor. brilliant.
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:19 am, #50600
MWLF, you really have no need to defend yourself from the masses. As you point out, any Beetlejuice quote would probably be too obscure at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:18 pm, #50544
--lend themselves to the picture. If you mean to imply that someone else made a "why so serious?" joke somewhere else, well then, duh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:17 pm, #50543
Creative, welcome to motifake, where most of the 37,000 or so posters are just as you describe. I found the pic, and the title and caption seemed like the most obvious, but the funniest. I even rejected every funny Beetlejuice line because they didn't l
pro - January 8, 2009, 4:23 pm, #50498
Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice - BEETLEJUICE!!
Khatmonsuk - January 8, 2009, 4:10 pm, #50496
Hey, what movie is that guy to the left from?
Creative: - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm, #50479
im glad you know how to copy-paste from other sites
Vanner - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm, #50478
Good 'un
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 2:58 pm, #50477
A Masterpiece...I'm still laughing


SUCCESS -




FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am, #202015
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am, #202014
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm, #200746
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm, #200745
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm, #171122
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm, #137053
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm, #100666
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm, #79501
Nice ph**o chop, ***k.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm, #73754
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am, #68098
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am, #33669
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am, #30956
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am, #30948
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm, #30738
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm, #30417
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm, #30414
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a f***ing idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm, #30377
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am, #30366
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am, #223970
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am, #172490
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am, #172485
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm, #157676
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm, #152897
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am, #152774
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #152771
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am, #152770
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #152706
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152705
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152704
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm, #152703
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm, #152702
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm, #152696
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm, #152684
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm, #152679
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm, #152672
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152657
Godd*** typos!


CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am, #252663
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm, #241928
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am, #225229
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm, #224543
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am, #224527
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am, #224525
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am, #224505
Nice x 5.


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am, #241668
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm, #232583
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm, #220734
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am, #220724
Nice..


BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously


TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm, #232093
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm, #182892
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am, #71491
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am, #66287
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am, #66284
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm, #66186
Is that Stephen King?


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm, #221937
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm, #135392
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


TO DO LISTS - They're important.


TAGS: to do lists
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Jalozyin - November 11, 2011, 12:26 am, #225709
I think I can check off the fourth one now.. And now, the fifth. Take another nap.


CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.




SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am, #247497
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm, #247154

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm, #247153
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm, #247143

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm, #247136

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm, #247134
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm, #154206
Been done, and anonymous...


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!


TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm, #237203
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm, #219651
**** where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am, #215981
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am, #215896
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm, #215864
Grandma?


JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East


TAGS: x men jew jewish funny mutant wolverine
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by CoryBantic23

MO - May 9, 2009, 5:47 pm, #79062
3rd cousin of GI Jew. The greatest American hebrew!
motifake - May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm, #77731

LMAO!!!! 5 lions!


TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hjernespreng

forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm, #169239
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm, #169238
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm, #169236
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.58/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am, #146752
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm, #137363
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am, #112932
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112931
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112930
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am, #112929
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm, #112916
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am, #112725
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am, #112714
hahaha this one says it all


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am, #169949
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am, #169944
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am, #169943
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm, #169924
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm, #169923
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm, #169922
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm, #169920
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


SLEEPING DISORDER -




DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by pitbull

WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am, #141615
Nice. 5L.


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm, #32085
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm, #23628
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am, #22833
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm, #21080
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm, #21079
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm, #21068
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm, #20311
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+


TAGS: maoworks history test
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am, #229856
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm, #227768
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm, #227344
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am, #227337
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test


Rock Paper Scissors -




YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am, #229052
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm, #222185
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm, #221841
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm, #221757
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm, #221750

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm, #221741
Sounds like something I'd do...


DUCKFACE MONA IPHONE - Priceless work of a Photobomber


TAGS: mona lisa replica
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Swampfox - February 24, 2013, 5:07 pm, #243749
It's all about the lighting.
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:10 pm, #243336
You have disgraced my avatar. But nice work with the lip shadowing effect


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am, #217342
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm, #217327
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am, #150044
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm, #137573
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137565
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137564
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137560
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137559
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137558
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137557
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137556
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137555
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137554
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm, #133907
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm, #133906
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm, #133904
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm, #133515
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm, #133514
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm, #126965
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm, #122653
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am, #122568
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am, #116527
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am, #116193
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm, #113144
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm, #113121
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm, #113120
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm, #80340
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm, #76283
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am, #76091
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am, #76086
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am, #72005
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am, #72004
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am, #71969
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am, #71946
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am, #71921
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am, #71917
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am, #71916
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am, #71915
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am, #71913
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am, #71912
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am, #71911
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am, #71909
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am, #71907
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am, #71506
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am, #71505
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am, #71504
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am, #71475
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am, #71474
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am, #71473
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am, #71471
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm, #71326
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm, #71127
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm, #71119
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm, #71117
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am, #70545
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am, #70540
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am, #70539
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm, #70510
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm, #70509
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm, #70508
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70507
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70505
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm, #70504
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm, #70502
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm, #70501
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am, #70382
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


IRISH YOGA - It's always good to stretch before a good workout.


TAGS: irish yoga saint patty s day
Rating: 4.23/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 10:36 pm, #231428
Hah! That be kissin’ the blarney sidewalk. Warmin’ up for St Paddy for 5ure. d*** amateur Micks’ll be swarmin’ my favorite haunts.


FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.




OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.61/5

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caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am, #238722
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am, #238706
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm, #238094
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am, #238090
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


Planet Diseases -


TAGS: planet disease
Rating: 4.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:06 am, #245562
Excellent!
Sho - April 19, 2013, 7:47 pm, #245220
ahahaha


FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.


TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm, #219375
is this a g** test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm, #219374
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm, #219373
hahaha....great


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

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Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am, #89366
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm, #89331
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am, #235009
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm, #227587
A wife named Dave :)


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.15/5

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fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am, #251464
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm, #244386
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm, #242002
Long Live Odin 5L.


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

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bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm, #209054
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am, #123463
JUST. f***ING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am, #105845
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am, #99782
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.33/5

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am, #243637
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm, #238320
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm, #198895
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm, #185496
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm, #180344
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am, #150098
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am, #150094
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm, #147662
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm, #147648
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm, #147635
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm, #147611
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm, #147605
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm, #147570
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm, #147562
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm, #147559
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm, #147557

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


CHRISTIANITY - Its why your not living on the moon


TAGS: christianity
Rating: 3.54/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 2:55 am, #185201
Grit is what it takes to admit that nobody on earth is right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 2:00 am, #185196
I'm pretty sure it's the bottom part of a shoe.......or some kinda food...WTF are grits anyways?
Sean - July 18, 2010, 1:36 am, #185195
What's a soul?
wjb67 - July 18, 2010, 1:08 am, #185192
Atheists: if they misunderstand history (and mis-spell you're) this badly, you are sure you want to trust them with your soul?


LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...


TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

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rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm, #248614
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am, #230600
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am, #230598
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm, #228313
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm, #227713
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm, #227481
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm, #227473
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am, #227423
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm, #227402
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm, #227400
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am, #227378
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227368
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm, #227366
Me Too !


SOCIALISM -


TAGS: socialism politics obama
Rating: 2.73/5
Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:19 pm, #121988
There are plenty of pictures just like this - the US during the depression.
Guest - September 25, 2009, 6:45 pm, #121721
You're thinking of Communism, not Socialism


THE SWEDISH CHEF - Vurt Da Furk !


TAGS: swedish chef vurt da furk
Rating: 4.79/5

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lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:40 pm, #232492

Oh, ya! Yew betch'a!
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 3:53 pm, #232480
'Vurt Da Furk' I gotta use that next week


QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.


TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm, #218395
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am, #218367
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am, #218361
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am, #218360
ha ha until your married


CHRISTOPHER LEE -


TAGS: christopher lee
Rating: 4.29/5

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Cannabal - June 2, 2013, 2:55 pm, #246215
Norris huh?


THIS IS A HERO. - Not a sports player. Not a politician. Not a faddish popular figure. A hero faces death for others, with no thought of personal gain or glory. This is the face of a true hero.


TAGS: hero heroism honor
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sean - July 18, 2011, 5:58 pm, #221533
Hero. (noun) Someone who successfully resists the overwhelming temptation to do what I woulda done.
okami - July 18, 2011, 10:30 am, #221507
thanks, guys. i get pissed at the way the word 'hero' is thrown around; there don't seem to be many who know what a hero really is.
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:37 am, #221501
Aww hell yeah!! And I'll laugh at the first @$$hole who gets beat to a pulp by this guy for saying otherwise. Don't Tread On the M.O.H.!
ggpapa - July 16, 2011, 9:22 am, #221443
this hero lost his hand and still stayed in the army, he's the 2nd living soldier who was awarded the congressional medal of honor
Hawamleh - July 15, 2011, 8:19 am, #221413
I am an arab living in the middle east, and yes that is a hero, don't let no one tell you he isn't.


Keep Looking Up -




FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm, #201737

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm, #201735

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm, #171326
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm, #171325
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm, #171323
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm, #171318
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm, #171309
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm, #171306
very nice!!


WHEN YOU WISH - Upon a star you're actually a few million years late That star is already dead Like your dreams


TAGS: wish star dreams
Rating: 4.17/5

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twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:26 am, #242306
Proxima Centauri is a mere FOUR light years away, meaning that its light is only four years old. Also, most of the stars we see are in this galaxy, which means the farthest ones are onle 100,000 light years away. You science is an epic fail. 2L.
Valek - March 23, 2012, 3:44 am, #231875
When you gaze upon the stars, you are actually looking back in time.
LLmayhem - March 19, 2012, 3:20 am, #231613
A-the universe is 14.something billion years old. 2-depends on the star
Derek - March 18, 2012, 6:47 pm, #231602
Geez, when is someone going point out that most stars last Billions of years?
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:34 am, #231569
Excellent Stuff 5L
GaryO - March 17, 2012, 9:42 pm, #231553
Oh, I love thi5! WOOF!
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 8:05 pm, #231539
lol sent this to a friend back at home


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm, #148534
A perfect a***og.


THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".


TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 3.38/5
Gamedoc - April 21, 2012, 10:00 am, #233632
True, but in Chuck's case it was only TEMPORARY...Bruce's was permanent, which just goes to show you how awesome Chuck is. =p
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 1:56 am, #215186
he did not kill chuck norris. chuck norris only wanted you to thank he was dead
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 11:44 am, #155098
Sure he killed Chuck Norris. He is also DEAD. Co-incidence?
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:15 pm, #152725
If Bruce Lee killed chuck norris, who is on informercials for a home gym, and whos dead O: (happy produceman?)
mmmBingSoo - December 3, 2009, 3:45 am, #142058
bruce lee is way better then chuck why the hell is this getting such a low score
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:26 pm, #141908
I'm waiting for someone to say that Chuck Norris somehow caused Bruce Lee's real death.
Sean - December 2, 2009, 4:59 pm, #141859
Dammit! I haven't seen that one yet.


NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.81/5

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gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm, #217022
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm, #216789
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am, #216774
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am, #216757
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm, #216709
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm, #216697
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm, #216683
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm, #216675
Very nice.


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm, #156551
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am, #156236
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


IF THE WBC PROTESTS AT YOUR FUNERAL -


TAGS: westboro baptist church protest funeral
Rating: 4.78/5

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AsheMika - April 4, 2014, 7:53 pm, #254069
Ugh. Although I have never read the bible, I'm catholic... Officially. I don't believe these idiots. I'm atheist so I don't really believe in God anyway.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:31 pm, #243806
I have read the bible many times and what I got out of it is : The old ways and old rules were for the past. The new rules and the new ways are for the present and the future.
Renza - February 26, 2013, 4:09 pm, #243804
What Jesus taught and did is only a part of the bible. God is pretty big on hating and killing the non believers that refuse to convert. Doubly so for anything that could be remotely construed as being opposing him, amongst other things.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 3:02 am, #243786
No they're not. Read what Jesus taught and did. Did Jesus say that you should judge, hate, or be cruel? The answer is no.
Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:29 am, #242765
To be fair, they are following the bible (as opposed to modern interpretations) fairly well, they're just a few guns short of doing it right.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:40 am, #227568
Bricemara, I believe you are right about not reading the Bible. Hell, I am not a Christian and I have read the Bible cover to cover more than once!
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:02 pm, #227553
a part me loves this poster,but a part me just thinks its wrong,because i dont think theve read the bible.no avence budog,your one of the best.
Budog - January 13, 2012, 1:00 am, #227533
Well they aren't the first group to proof text and take biblical scriptures out of context to try and justify their bigotry and hatred. Aryan Nations did the same thing too, claiming they were a "Christian Organization".
Nissta - January 12, 2012, 8:18 pm, #227528
In line with Vultures post OH NO NOT ANOTHER BIBLE THUMPER I REALLY CAN HEAR YOU SAY, yes & no. This just what the bible says God is Love! therefore He cant hate or curse AND there is NO HELL really there is no hell. It's helps to know the bible first
Budog - January 6, 2012, 12:14 am, #227310
mommyfairy, I concur with your sentiment but also know they will continue to get press. Sad to say the 1st Amendment protects these a**holes free speech as it does ours. Fortunately there are groups that stand up to them and speak out.
mommyfairy - January 5, 2012, 7:05 pm, #227304
I love this poster, but a part of me doesn't want anyone to ever mention them because they want the publicity
Feasibly - December 31, 2011, 9:09 pm, #227145
Man, that image tempts me to do a DOUBLE hand facepalm...lol
Budog - December 31, 2011, 7:16 pm, #227140
They are for real. They even picket funerals of soldiers who were killed in action, defending their warped and f***ed up sense of free speech.
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 5:55 pm, #227138
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs Best counter protest ever.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 5:46 pm, #227137
Right On, Eh !
vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:14 pm, #227134
I thought this must be shopped, but no - they really are that extreme. I guess they don't READ the Bible, just use it as an excuse for their natural viciousness. Sad, really. Best to just ignore them, they hate that more than anything else. Jihadists, eh?
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:27 pm, #227128
Boy O Boy, What A Crew !!


MANS BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm, #205991
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm, #205989
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm, #205955
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm, #205948
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am, #205941
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am, #205911
Beautiful!
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am, #205905
Awwwwww, very nice


SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose




HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?




INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes


TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.7/5

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- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am, #246208
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm, #230918
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am, #230725
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am, #230724
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am, #230723
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.


SERIOUS TIMES -


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm, #242528
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am, #242523
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm, #241297
stereotypes.
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm, #240998
Oh yeah...I gotta sh** for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm, #240659
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am, #240643
Hahaha
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am, #240642
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am, #240640
I Got My Beer Where's My Sh** ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am, #240639
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am, #240638
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


IMAGINE THAT -


TAGS: chuck norris cat humor
Rating: 4.61/5

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Kyronic - December 17, 2012, 1:46 am, #241580
I once witnessed something like this with a friend's pets. It was a wiener dog, but was still pretty awesome. The cat did some karate chops and eventually pinned the dog to a wall with its paw. The dog ran off and the cat jumped up on a desk like a boss.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:10 pm, #228949
You should upload to Dig My Dog site


WISDOM -


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm, #244037
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm, #244027
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.


TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am, #242767
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am, #239364
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm, #235580
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm, #229027
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm, #228615
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am, #228607
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am, #228598
OH bull****. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bull****.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am, #228596
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am, #228588
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm, #227296
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am, #227041
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am, #227017

yup
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm, #227006
This is brilliant. Bra5o


CHRISTMAS SUCKS -




SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.




ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - This isnt going to be your only failure of the day


TAGS: thep****blue
Rating: 4.6/5

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Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:54 pm, #243242
Not like they ever did
Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:52 pm, #243241
My corpus callosum just shut down. Now my creative and intellectual sides are not talking.
vulture - February 4, 2013, 8:38 pm, #243205
Verily the poltroon hath dared to use the Queen's English! Off with his head!
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2013, 7:49 pm, #243202
Spell it "colour", go to Gaol.
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 7:08 pm, #243197
Now I'm scared...both my brains teamed together and got it right!


CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke




NIKOLA TESLA - Electricity's Pimp.


TAGS: nikola tesla electricity gangster history
Rating: 4.18/5

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karudijan - July 29, 2011, 6:27 pm, #222143
U are some kind of Yoker , or what HOW CAN U MAKE YOKES whith the GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD !!!! I am sorry for u !
forseti - July 4, 2010, 11:17 am, #183224
I'd give it a 4, so I vote 5 for you, Haar ;)
Haarakkon - July 4, 2010, 1:30 am, #183191
Darn it! I voted a "4" by accident. This had me laughing when I voted. Amsome!


JEWVERINE - Well, maybe the Palistinians will laugh themeselves to death.




YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...


TAGS: poor dad buy christmas tree
Rating: 4.88/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:35 pm, #248082
Well, at least it's straight priorities... which are you gonna buy if you can only get one? The Christmas tree to impress the neighbors, or presents for your kids?
440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 7:34 pm, #226550
This f***ING rues, it beats the charlie brown X-MAS tree for bah-humbug


AND GOD PROMISED -




Guns -


TAGS: guns british
Rating: 4.13/5

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GaryO - September 25, 2013, 8:40 am, #250005
Huh, so nuthin’ much has changed since 1812. Brits still can’t aim worth a shyt.
Vanner - September 25, 2013, 3:04 am, #250001
As i said on another Motifake. Nearly 10000 deaths from firearms in the US, 38 in the UK, even taking into account their population is five times ours i still know which odds i'll take. Guns don't kill but letting psychos have them does..
Bolverk3778 - July 21, 2013, 2:24 pm, #247969
A lot of us Brits can use firearms with accuracy unfortunately the Govmnt are scared that we'll stage a coup, so they will not let us defend ourselves.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:53 am, #247941
HAH! Excellent. …I love the Brits….can’t go their govmnt. 5L


YOU WOULD THINK WE WOULD -


TAGS: spanish inquisition
Rating: 4.76/5

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Gigavolt - December 23, 2012, 12:42 am, #241764
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:37 am, #226897
Gold..
gas - December 21, 2011, 12:58 pm, #226791
AHA!
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm, #226790

....did someone say..... "the spanish inquisition".....?


IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?


TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.52/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am, #223955
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am, #223951
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am, #223949
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.


MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!


TAGS: meat nativity jesus christmas
Rating: 4/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:13 am, #232373
"This is my flesh, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me." (And we'll all just ignore that they were Hebrew, don't eat pork and regard cannibalism as a vile sin, so that probably never came out his mouth, ever.)
Ed-Hyde - December 13, 2010, 7:55 am, #206603
Hey, you worship your way. I'll worship (nom nom nom ) my way.


AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -


TAGS: amish christmas lights
Rating: 4.41/5

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Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm, #241487
er, Amisha was s'posed to be Amish. I've been struck by the typo gremlin.
Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:11 pm, #241486
Amish shun (most) technology, and all adornments. So, despite some Amisha and Mennonite communities even havin electricity, they wouldn't put up decorative lights, nor even candles. Just saying.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:19 am, #241475
Wouldn't it be a candle?
MissPriss - December 13, 2012, 11:48 am, #241423
First 5L chuckle of the day.


MEN -


TAGS: sharing is caring
Rating: 4.86/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2011, 10:13 pm, #226626
LOL... so immature.


TERRORIST POEM - Roses are red, Violets are blue love me today ...or I KEEL YOU!!!


TAGS: achmed the dead terrorist
Rating: 3.11/5

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Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 12:39 pm, #144137
Can a guy who's whole act is puppets be considered a tremendous performer?
lou - December 8, 2009, 11:03 pm, #143915
I think Jeff Dunham is a tremendous performer in a unappreciated art. But, I don't get why the Achmed act is so popular, I think Jeff should've played it with always having an attitude towards the terrorist scum... you won't see people in NYC laughin atit


INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm, #228336
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm, #228333
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind


TAGS: prisoner mind fate
Rating: 4.63/5

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Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:17 pm, #227512
Besides... I think it's seeing you...
rerun - January 11, 2012, 7:15 pm, #227488

Once it is here it is here for good.
MashiMashi - January 11, 2012, 2:00 am, #227461
tyake this ****, down, im tired of seeing it
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 2:00 pm, #227258
Thanks :) , I had no eye-dea people liked this kind of disturbing pics... XD
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 1:46 pm, #227256
Dude! I love ph**oshop more and more every day. 5 Creepy Eyes for you!


THIS IS MY CUP OF COFFEE -




TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




LIKE EVERY OTHER CAT IN THE WORLD -




THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.


TAGS: irish drunk grass wytch
Rating: 4.82/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 6:51 pm, #223595
step 1 complete, now to try and hold onto that grass while making a couple of steps


Extra Bacon, Please -


TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.79/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm, #257681
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm, #249089
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm, #249067
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!


THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.


TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm, #235523
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm, #235520
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.


SPIDERS -


TAGS: spider problem disappears
Rating: 4.51/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 6:02 pm, #233417
Spiders, mystical creatures, so delicate and meticulous. Black widow in the picture if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong. Still 5L


AS THE SAYING GOES - a well armed society is a polite society


TAGS: craigs list ad
Rating: 4.41/5

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 7:15 pm, #253481
a pimento at lunch?!!! Sheesh.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 7:14 pm, #253480
Ahhh, shucks! When I woke up this morning I thought I had as least one thing still going for me: that I never said anything stupid anywhere on the internet on December 17, 2000 and freakin' 9. So now whatta I got? That I only ALMOST choked to death on
nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:23 am, #253465
Assault Riffles are illegal, Semi Automatic Sporting Rifles are legal.
Cyberhagen - October 22, 2012, 11:48 am, #240099
Sean, slight reading comp fail: he threw the wallet into a random "pimp mobile", not the robber's car. And so what if he was black, black people don't mug? Or what if the dude was a "redneck" and called his mom "momma"? You're too eager to a**ume.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:26 pm, #146407
isn't that spelled menage-a-trois?
Airman - December 17, 2009, 6:48 pm, #146399
that would be the French spelling of enjoyment
Airman - December 17, 2009, 6:46 pm, #146398
I post these for your enjoyement
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:41 pm, #146397
Though gun ownership for self defence makes sense to me. It doesn't justify a**ault rifles or your own personal armory, but hey, I think that kind of gun ownership is for the greater good. And peace of mind counts for a lot.
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:38 pm, #146396
No need. I think I already ruined the fun with my previous comment.
Airman - December 17, 2009, 6:36 pm, #146395
remebered simpson after I hit post.. hey it's late. Well, it was in Savannah. You haven't snopes'd it yet?
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:34 pm, #146394
I like the "momma" and "pimp mobile" references ... just in case we weren't inclined to a**ume that the robber dude was black. (Not a comment directed at you, Airman, but these gun use fantasy items seem to go outta their way to say non-white a**ailant).
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:28 pm, #146393
*whispers* The Simpppsssonnsss.
Airman - December 17, 2009, 6:26 pm, #146392
Nelson Muntz?
Sean - December 17, 2009, 6:20 pm, #146391
But he left out the part where he made the guy stand there with his hands glasped firmly behind his head, while he then fellated the dude almost to the point of "popping" but then stopped abruptly and said "Ha! Ha!" in his best Nelson Muntz voice.
ICEMAN - December 16, 2009, 8:41 pm, #146253
Suhweet!!!
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2009, 5:39 pm, #146227
EPIC WIN for Alex.
rerun - December 16, 2009, 5:23 pm, #146226

all I can say is wow, this is amazing.
aesop's folly - December 16, 2009, 4:50 pm, #146223
a masterpeace
Jmac0585 - December 16, 2009, 3:45 pm, #146220
It can't be real, but still... Bueno.
CANADA - December 16, 2009, 3:21 pm, #146215
PERFECT!


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.




IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm, #260974
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm, #236754
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm, #236748
Excellent
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm, #236747
Can't.....stop........laughing
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm, #236746
lol


THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads




PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class




AXOLOTL - the most badass MOFO in the sea XD


TAGS: funny fish
Rating: 1.95/5

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Bah - September 5, 2009, 1:48 am, #115180
Cool lookin critter, nearly extinct :(
Zephon - May 11, 2009, 4:40 pm, #79471
they do not live in the sea. fresh water amphibian.
Wazuuuup? - March 11, 2009, 7:38 pm, #65177
...is that a mudkip?


911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.


TAGS: 911 pistol gun police
Rating: 3.66/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:33 pm, #248041
I don't carry a gun on my persons but I do carry a five inch combat knife. I do keep a loaded Smith And Wesson 357 in my dresser drawer at all times. There's a time and a place for everything.
Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 3:54 pm, #229277
Anyone who buys this idiocy is an idiot. Once the gun is pulled on you and pointed at your face do you really think you can pull yours out fast enough before his bullet hits you between the eyes?
GySgt1811a - February 6, 2012, 3:10 pm, #229018
Comment? No need.
CloudchaserS - February 5, 2012, 10:01 am, #228922
I dare anyone who sees this to make an argument against that logic. Also, No Holds Barred by Sir Mix-A-Lot easily goes with this


TRIGGER DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: trigger discipline gun gunnie
Rating: 4.94/5

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fgd051943 - October 12, 2013, 3:57 pm, #250348
Trigger discipline on an unconnected electric weed-eater. That's about as safe as you can get, even if you do slip.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:55 pm, #243155
As someone who has worked in the lawn care business; you should always exercise trigger safety with a weed-eater. If you slip up those can slice up your leg pretty bad.


ISLAM -


TAGS: islam religion terrorism
Rating: 3.73/5

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zoomer296 - January 14, 2013, 10:16 pm, #242469
I think buddhism is the most peaceful religion. (I don't know of any wars in the name of buddha.)
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:33 am, #239362
Aww. How sweet. Allahu Akbar!!
narin - April 8, 2010, 8:56 pm, #170331
Spot ON!
00 - June 18, 2009, 9:55 pm, #88144
d***it! Don't you recognize an Easter pageant when you see it?


VERY WELL -


TAGS: an owls revenge is sweet
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:45 am, #216030
Thank You FP, Airdude, Y11. You show amazingly good taste. ; )
Yoso11 - April 8, 2011, 5:37 pm, #216011
LMFAO. That Owl knows all about revenge.
Airman - April 8, 2011, 11:39 am, #216000
I'll second that LOL
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2011, 10:12 am, #215996
Am5ome Ice!


SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again




BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands


TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am, #143652
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm, #143529
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?


EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.


TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.52/5

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thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm, #179858
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm, #179851
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm, #179849
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm, #179845
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm, #179843
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm, #179842
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm, #179841
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm, #179840
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm, #179839
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm, #179837
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm, #179834
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm, #179833
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179832

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179830
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179829
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm, #179828
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm, #179827

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm, #179826
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm, #179824
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm, #179812

rejected
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm, #179811

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm, #179810
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the b***on, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


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